humansofnewyork:

‎”Now for the million dollar question.”"What’s that?""Did you break the foot while riding the unicycle?""No, I didn’t.""OH MAN, I thought I was going to have a great caption.""Well, there is good news.""What’s that?""I broke it playing Quidditch."
She’s onto me
dumbfricker:


filthyghoul:

strawberry063:

this is my favourite post on tumblr

I get an inch taller every time I see this mmmmmmmmmm

what?? u talkin about ya dick? does my picture make ya dick bigger? if so i completely understand reptilians are quite arousing

austincarl1le:

do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad

(via heartson-firetonight)

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty
eatcleanmakechanges:

laughingsquid:

My Face is Up Here Shirt

HaHaHaHa.